butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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