I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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