That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap