You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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