I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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