I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he thought i was a dude.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
