Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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