Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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