chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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