im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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