I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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