Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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