Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Everything about him screamed your future.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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