I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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