there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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