Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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