wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
