Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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