i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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