Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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