Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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