nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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