Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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