i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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