your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Come see our sink grown plant.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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