have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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