You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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