I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
