and my herpes radar will keep us safe
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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