I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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