is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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