omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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