drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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