I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".