I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again