mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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