i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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