I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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