Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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