She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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