I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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