im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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