We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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