I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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