maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
we should paint friendship bongs
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