The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
