Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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