Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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