the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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