Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
