oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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