Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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