Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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