If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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