My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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