Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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