UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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