You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
No subtext here. People are naked.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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