I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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