Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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