Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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