So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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