just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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