she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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