Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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