hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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