I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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